Hahaha. This is the funniest thing i've seen in a while. My buddy chris in calgary, canada sent this to me. Thanks man. But moreover..thanks to SNL to come up with this skit! Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg create this ultra hilarious music video that will definitely make you laugh. Here is the Dick in a Box along with LYRICS!! I hope they are correct. please msg me if you know what it is or can correct me. I actually spent the time listening to them for you to follow because i know...deep down...we jooksings...sigh...We are all karaoke lovers. Top Ten? Focus Karaoke? Twister? anybody?
Hey Girl. I got something important to tell you..so just sit down and listen.
Girl, you know we’ve been together for such long long time. (such a long time)
Now I’m ready to lay it on the line.
Wow…you know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide.
Gonna give you something so you know what’s on my Mind. (what’s on my mind)
I’ll give you a special so take off the top…
Take a look inside…it’s my dick in a box.
Not gonna get you a diamond ring.
That sorta gift don’t mean anything.
Not gonna get you a fancy car.
Girl you gotta know you my shining star.
Not gonna get you a house on da hills.
A girl like you needs something real.
Wanna get you something from the heart. (Something special girl…)
It’s my dick in a box!!
Been thinking about you babe. It’s my dick in a box. Been thinking about what’s goin on.
See I’m wise enough to know when a gift needs givin.
And I got just the one.
Something that shows you that you are second to none.
To all the fellows out there with ladies to impress, It’s easy to do just follow these steps:
One… cut a hole in a box
Two… Put your junk in that box
Three…Make her open the box
And that’s just the way you do it!
It’s my dick in a box!
My dick in a box goin …
It’s my dick in a box…
It’s my dick in a box goin on.
Christmas…Dick in a box
Hannukah…Dick in a box
Kwanzaa...a dick in a box (thanks for the correction)
Every single a holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parents a dick in a box.
Midday at the grocery store a dick in a box.
Backstage at the CMA’s a dick in a box. Yow wow wow wow wa…